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All of Mar a Lago is like that (was there once over a decade ago for someone’s wedding, and NO my date absolutely did not tell me where we were going until he picked me up from the airport). It’s extremely gaudy and a lot of the carpeting and drapery is pretty poorly maintained.

In fairness, it’s documented that Boebert birthed four...

For every batshit, a platform.

I think it’s worn out carpet. Something ornate and vaguely Persian looking but actually maybe two grades above rental quality. Bathroom carpet is definitely on brand for him. I bet it smells like a fucking basement.

I suspect even the worst of the worst swing a wide berth.

My favorite part of that photo is the absolute trash quality chandelier and wall sconce that someone picked up at the discount bin at the Dollar Store.

Holy shit. There should be a trigger warning for that photo.

Infantile gossip.

Ah got it, although turns out my guess was also one of them!  Regardless, they can all fuck off straight to hell.

“3. Cate Blanchett wearing a black pageboy wig and doing Natasha’s accent from Bullwinkle while she inexplicably waves a sword around despite the gun on her hip.”

I want a Netflix series of these two upstanding citizens roaming the countryside in a 70's El Camino, OJ looking for the “Real Killer’ and Trump looking for his “stolen election”...

Anti-social (media) represent.

That was the last dregs of the old “Southern Democrat” still there - he left the party just after the election and made what was obvious to everyone else official: he became a Republican.

If memory serves, that was Creflo Dollar, right?  I’m not going to bother looking that worthless charlatan up to make sure.  If a person follows a “minister” named “Dollar,” there’s no hope for them.

Creflo Dollar wanted a Gulfstream G650, starting price $65M, whining about how “The Devil didn’t want him to have it”!

Might that have been Jesse Duplantis?

Was it this fucker?

That makes us triplets!

As long as it does NOT have Shia Lebouf, lead-lined refrigerators and big fake CGI Ants, I will give the franchise another chance just for Harrison’s sake. (funny how not even aliens was enough to bother me).

Indiana Jones and the Cynical Pile of Cash We Can Get Mining Sentimental Fan Boy Shut-Ins To Death.”