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Kasich: believe he's "pulling a Zuckerberg;" as in pretending to be/do normal human shit and failing "bigly."

I believe it’s John Kasich, former governor of Ohio.

He must also be horrible at math, because any way that you can spin that being one of three Black people out of a group of a hundred other not-Black people as “not being an issue”...is an issue.

Just...don’t subscribe?

“When I pushed back on President Biden, they even called me the N-word.” 

Oh this headline gave me false hope; I thought the whole service was being terminated and we would have one less streaming channel to have to deal with in our digital capitalist hellscape.

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

So he’s an Evangelical politician who’s still a “bachelor” at 46 and knows so little about women and their bodies that he’d still never even seen a vagina at 30 and he thinks a pregnancy lasts 52 weeks? Mmmkay. 

I’m the candidate the far left fears the most,” Scott said.

I don’t know if it even matters that he delivers, he was so disorganized that he didn’t really get much done aside from appointing justices (admittedly, a big deal). I think that all some of them want is someone to be an asshole to the people they hate.

In the wake of the quadruple homicide, Kohberger evaded police suspicion until a weeks-long search ultimately led to his arrest at his parents’ home in December.”

if it were me, I'd just forget the debt if I got to drive a fucking hatchet into his fucking mullet wig. 

Yea try to tell her that....

“I’m so pro-life I don’t care if I endanger my own pregnancy.”

I lived in NYC for decades, when it was significantly more dangerous than it was now (look up the stats). I wound up in this situation a number of times, never felt the need to kill someone or cheer on the killing of someone.

Don’t 24 hour news networks normally air corrections/retractions in the middle of the night so no on-air talent has to risk losing face? 

Because everyone knows that the entire continent of Africa has been completely devoid of white racists, so planning to go there there proves one isn’t racist......

Please end this. Your mother won’t stop crying and your father does nothing but ask if he can just suck my dick so he can stop thinking about you for a little while. You are the only one with the power to end it. As your only friend I just want what’s best for you and what I think is best is if you just end it.

Rumors are she thinks she has juice to take over Tucker’s spot and tried to fire back on them to refuse to apologize. Then someone lowered the boom on her by flat out telling her to ‘do it or else’ and made no amount of elucidation she will get thrown out on her bony butt if she doesn’t.  Folded like Superman on

I’m of the firm belief that her name should never be mentioned without being accompanied by this image, so thank you for taking swift action to correct the article’s omission.