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There’s a lot of important things to be said about pressure to breastfeed and the structural impediments to do so, and the feelings around not managing to express enough nutrition for your baby in the face of all that hits way too close to home.

I think at this point they’ve all very likely lasered every single stray hair off their bodies. With that said, I’ve never had a sister, so I don’t know, but is letting your sister wax your vag normal sister behavior? Because yikes.

Right, anyone can do what they want with their eyebrows here but the one thing I’d also want to note is that sometimes if you pluck into oblivion, they...don’t come back.

My right eyebrow has not been the same since my early 00s overplucking. It’s not super noticeable or dire, but I know what’s missing and I don’t like

How does something you eat survive your stomach acid* and intestines long enough to change the pH of your vagina**, a body part that is separate from your colon and your urethra? How does the supplement get down there? I had a rough bout of BV and yeast infections a few years ago, so I understand wanting to do

Why does he always look like he’s competing for “Most Punchable Face”.

This dipshit and her sisters also made a lot of noise about waxing ALL their pubic hair off. I remember a promo for one of their shows that had Kourtney ostensibly applying too-hot wax to Khloe’s labia as she sat spread-eagle on the edge of the kitchen table. I guess it was supposed to be hilarious.

Yeah but those were clothes. She is now permanently destroying her damn FACE.

For me, it’s the implied consent that is problematic, along with a wealth of other reasons which I already cited. Once we enter the realm of implied consent, then that’s dangerous territory, because that could have dangerous and horrific repercussions elsewhere. When I first heard about this and I started to read the

I mean if Brown had actually demonstrated any kind of contrition and genuinely seemed to be acting in a mature and responsible manner, I could see maybe giving him more chances, but any time he’s in the news it’s because he trashed a hotel room or smashed a fan’s cell phone or whines about someone else winning an

“Believe all women… unless they accuse me.”

His response is gross and deeply unsurprising.

What a piece of shit.

Has there ever been a guy willing to defend himself by throwing a whole social movement under the bus who turned out to be innocent? You’d think by pure statistical chance there would be, but I sure can’t think of any.

She’s starting to look like that infamous lady dubbed “catwoman” because her face was so crazy looking.

There are definitely people who can pull it off. That being said, those people are aliens who are so insanely attractive that literally EVERYTHING looks good when they do it...and yet they still look better with eyebrows

How many second chances and opportunities to grow and mature are we supposed to give this dude?

It’s easy to fall in love someone you’ll never meet in real life because they’re likely to be locked up in jail for the rest of their lives, and may even get the death penalty.

Are people seriously rooting for Beyoncé like she’s some underappreciated, underground newcomer? Honestly at this point it’s like people hoping that King Charles wins the lottery.

What you don’t remember that time James Bond tossed out that debonair line? Hell, it was so dashing I think they used it on one of their movie posters..

They didn’t have decades of propaganda, lobbying and donations from the NRA working against them back then.