The WORLD champion of kickboxing!

My idea of conservative Thunderdome is pitting them against each other two at a time until there’s only one left.

The worst one, to my mind, was the high school kid who signed every single homework assignment to his female teacher with “Make me a sandwich” at the bottom.

This is a myth. Dating me is what makes women lesbians.

If birth control made me a lesbian, then I wouldn’t need birth control anymore. I used birth control because I liked a good dicking and I didn’t want to get pregnant.

“bragging about being such a fierce newborn infant that he frightened the doctor”

Idk... I started birth control at 16 and started kissing ladies shortly thereafter... COINCIDENCE?!?

They are coming after birth control, people. This has always been just under the surface, occasionally peeking out here and there. But Roe being repealed now has them all excited about finally shifting the Overton window on it.

I think that he was only 14 helped. The curriculum maybe a little. It seemed like he got a lot out of House on Mango street and how creepy adult men can be towards little girls. If I’m trying to take credit for it myself, I try to make small talk with him pretty regularly and I have everything guys like that idolize.…

BTW - That’s fake hair he had to buy.  

It’s damn near libelous to accuse Republicans of not caring if people die, when they go to such lengths to make it absolutely clear they’re rooting for it.

I’ve never seen that photo. He looks like he can almost pass for a human being.

Lol. In what category would you have Don’t Worry, Darling get a nomination?

“Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night”

I had a student that was treating his female teachers like shit and was writing about the greatness of Andrew Tate the first week of school. He totally turned it around after a couple months and I just wish I knew how that happened.

Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg goes about her merry way, free as a bird and sleeping in cockroach, lice and bedbug free surroundings. She probably has clean sheets and better food as well but no Bugattis...but, then again, Andy doesn’t have one of the latter any longer either.

Reap it, ya shitbag.

Oh no!????

When I think about all the dark, hard times one might have in their life, I can’t imagine how “breaking up with Aaron Rodgers” could even crack the top 100. But that’s just me.

“Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night,” Tate wrote.