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Yeah but you can sell cows freely on the open market. Once the GOP finally gets women where they want them, it’ll probably be worth it to perform an abortion on your prizewinning female human too.

I agree with what you’re saying, but at the same time most romcoms aren’t that great, comedies rarely even attempt to engage you emotionally (which I think is and should be a requirement for Best Picture and Director, at least), and tear jerkers generally descend into the maudlin and cliché, or people would just call

Love your name. That is all.

I don’t remember Con Law super-well, but from what I do, reputational damage isn’t just limited to the life you lived before the defamation. If Trump has fifty million followers on Truth Social, and he calls her a lying whore on Truth Social, then doesn’t the court get to assess the nebulous reputational damage of

I’m hoping they seize Trump Tower in lieu of payment. Most of his ego is tied up in those ugly-ass towers he’s built in every city, and he’d feel it for sure.

Yup. We got lucky here in the UK; Little Valve was born right after laws passed implementing a year of parental leave with 1/4 pay that could be shared for 6 months between two parents/all taken by one for 12/whatever, but either way, your company could NOT penalize you for taking that leave. Mr. Valve was the first

Oh Cashmere, you make me want to behold the magnificence all over again...

Kylie, gotta give you props for the Trump header photo choice. He looks like someone just ran up and punched him in the balls offscreen...as he should.

The GOP, maybe. His base already blew all their savings paying for his legal fees and that chandelier over the toilet at Mar-a-Lago.

For Jackman, either The Prestige or Logan. The Prestige is amazing. Every time I watch it it grows more interesting, not less, because there’s always something new to notice once you know the twist. But then, I’m a sucker for any movie about the dangers of obsession; Amadeus is my fave. :) And yes, I absolutely

Can I ask, because this is really the first I knew of this: what is the Cuban boomer’s basis for loving Trump? Is it all about immigration and low taxes, or is there something specific?

Hell, I wanted Nolan to win for The Prestige and Batman Begins; everything since Inception has been trying too damn hard. I agree Oppenheimer had that Last Emperor feel of a guy trying desperately to make a Best Picture winner by checking all the right boxes. And like all biopics, it suffered from having to follow the

What, no “Female, Abortionist Whore”? Oh, wait, that’s the Working Woman.

Yeah I can see that. I wouldn’t mind the ten-list either if they’d pick ten good movies. (Obviously I’ll never get over Top Gun).

LOL. Now we get to see if Donnie can squeeze a cool $83.3 million out of deluded followers who’ve already given him their pensions and house payments to cover his legal fees. Good luck, dipshit.

It’s the same dynamic. I’ve never forgotten one of Colbert’s Difference Maker segments where they interviewed a bunch of militiamen assholes putting up 400 meters of barbed wire fencing down at the border (for reasons). There was a Mexican-American woman with them, happily stapling up barbed wire, and she said

Yes and yes and yes. Because this is the greatest problem facing Tennessee.

But in a 2021 interview with One America News as a candidate,

Thank you. I remember a lot of morons who voted to keep their lily-white consciences pure in 2016, and look where that got us.

The worst thing about this (for me anyway) is that this’ll be one of those things that whenever I tell people I’m a feminist, some twat will bring this incident up as a reason to mansplain to me why feminism is dumb. They’d do it anyway, but these morons are making it very easy.