[extremely so-much-for-the-tolerant-left cadence] so much for the anti-PC right

That exchange made me think there's a connection between Evil Coop and the Mystery Man from Lost Highway.

Imagine being more mad at Lil Yachty than at Jimmy Fallon.

Yung Sloop

He's like the rap game Ralph Wiggum. He's even got the hair down.

Which y'know, to borrow a point from Matt Christman: the whole point of politics is getting as many people as possible on your side. If all you're doing is triggering the globalist mainstream discourse or whatever, what does that accomplish, even following from the right's dickhead premises? Just staying as marginal…

There's a fan edit of FWWM making the rounds online that edits in most of the deleted scenes. It's like three-and-a-half hours but it's easier to follow. I maintain that the problem with FWWM was in the decision to keep it at a hard two hours, and this alternate David Bowie scene alone, when compared to the theatrical…

It's the chaser to Bojack Horseman's shot.

Replace Bill Maher with Paul Rust or Adam Friedland

I wonder who put Maher up to this, [extremely Adam Friedland voice] the republhhmmcmmnhmss?

MAGA CHUDS: Globalism is actually extremely good now.

Let's honor Roger Ailes's legacy by asserting this dumb shit I made up as truth through force of will instead of facts.

His last words were "I'm gonna get that honey", then a gasp, then the wasps stung him until the massive anaphylactic shock crushed his organs like sody pop cans. All to a non-diegetic rendition of Rossini's Thieving Magpie overture.

Alexandrite is an EVA unit.

Ahh, the 1980s.

Isn't Clark Kent an undocumented immigrant, though?

I remember when I was in high school, on not one but two occasions we saw that Swing Kids movie with Christian Bale. There was that scene where the guy slit his wrists with the broken record. Real beautiful cinematography, with an enchanting La Mort de Marat mise-en-scene. [kisses fingers] Poor whatshisname. The…

There was this snare drum roll when Shadow was going over Czernobog's wager, I liked that. Thought it was pretty funny.

Or like that song they used in one of the recent Fargo episodes, where it's gibberish that's supposed to sound like English.

Cocaine is just powdered irony. You do one bump and suddenly Brandon Wardell is hilarious.