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[extremely Draxx Them Sklounst voice] We gon' be readin' like Diane Keaton

Right, and like B. Acre says above, a big part of The Handmaid's Tale is about how a society can't oppress women without the complicity of other women, so I assume the same's true here for people of color.

I call it Austin Powers Syndrome.

tired: Shit Town
wired: Cum Town

THIS SUMMER

Bill O'Reilly please go on Chapo Cum Town

Fuck that, I wanna see Screwy Squirrel in A Tale of a Tub.

Humble is a better video than it is a track.

Carlos Mencia stole those Bill Cosby bits because he thought they were too good to let people associate them with rape.

Well, while we're all putting in our spiciest takes…

Apparently we have enough money to throw at a 50ft-high boondoggle spanning from California to Texas. What's this about we can't afford single payer?

It sounds like a Lil B hook.

I'm here to sexualize Marc Maron. [thought bubble of him kneeling in a camisole]

Okay, but how'd they get his head on fire?

Eichenwald: Origins

Directing a behind-the-scenes documentary about the making of this movie. It's called Get Out, and I think it's gonna be great.

another day volunteering at the national archives. everyone keeps asking
me if they can fuck the constitution. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it