Oh la-di-da, Mr. I've-Never-Had-To-Take-A-Layover-In-Vegas

I don't buy the narrative that these MAGA chuds are overwhelmingly working class. Some of them are, but most of these people are managerial types with Oakley sunglasses and a Ford F-15 that's never seen a speck of dirt in its life, who call everyone in for a company meeting so they can show them a printed email about…

Oh boy, free speech advocacy! I love me some First Amendment rights. I'm so glad to see this kind of support for the safety of whistleblowers like Snowden and Manning, the release of Ferguson, DAPL, and J20 protestors, the legallity of participating in BDS actions against industries in occupied territory, and the…

Robert Pattinson's new conceptual piece is called I Will Not Jack Off a Dog for Art and it consists of himself standong on a platform looking at a dog and shaking his head and saying "nope, not gonna do it, I don't care how far you traveled to see me jack off a dog, it's not happening".

Just do your best to recreate the same feeling as the original but with a new medium. That's why I don't understand remakes. Adaptations make sense, they work as abridged audiovisual versions of the source. Dubbing a foreign movie, that's really on a case-by-case basis, but at least the idea makes sense too. I don't…

Counter-counterpoint: fail and fail spectacularly in regards to finances

I'm glad Scaramucci's fired and divorced. You don't read Shakespeare, you see it performed.

[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."

Is that what I need to do to get decent healthcare in this country? Get kidnapped and tortured for 5 1/2 years, then I can have all the medical services I want?

It'd be cool if Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer did a series based on one of Thomas Pynchon's longer novels.

Yeah, and I got tired of Nadine being a cheerleader a few episodes into season 2. When Twin Peaks is back, it's really back.

David Lynch is dril.

Great Job Just Discovering Vic Berger, AV Club!

from the ice age to the dole age
there is but one concern
I have just discovered
so-ho-homebody once told me
the wo-horld was going to roll me
some tools in the shed are sharper than other tools, hey now

And to finish off the headline's reference: We regret to inform you the hotdog is racist

"You wanna know what's more important than throwin' away money at a strip club? / Credit / You ever wonder why certain individuals within the Hibernian contingency have skulls shaped like potatoes? / This is how they did it / Chyih! Hov!"

Which is to have NASA nationally broadcast two cars fucking. That's science, baby.

If the NRA gave the slightest shit about gun rights, they'd have made a statement about Philando Castile other than wishy-washy "buhhh let's wait till all the facts come out" filler text.

Either this or the rubble left from supply-side economics.

The Fargo series is ostensibly an extension of the movie, but it takes a lot of themes from throughout the Coens' body of work. Same here.