Oh, like they boycotted Starbucks? "Yes, I'd like to subscribe to your streaming service. Here's my credit card number. For the billing info, put my name as Pepe Breitbart. Repeat that back to me. I want to hear you say Pepe Breitbart."

Or it's a hint that Paolo Sorrentino's next project is a Gravity's Rainbow series.

SPICY OPINION COMIN' THROUGH

I'd be down for Milo from Bloom County.

"Aziz Ansari is straight CHUMP, yo!"

If that's the point they were going for, it was severely undercut by how charming Che was. There's more to it than saying she's so rude. He's got a cute cadence and some playful body language going. I think saying he's being mean to her is ignoring a lot of other factors in how we communicate to one another.

Man, irony sucks. David Foster Wallace was right.

Nah, we're all about Bee Movie now. It may be due to our reliance on irony to quell the pain of an uncertain future, but nevertheless it's our new Space Jam.

[poo about to land on Martin Shkreli's face. VFX: FREEZE FRAME, BULLET TIME ANGLES]
POO: We can mutate the whole world into poo. We can turn this world into the poo of the universe.
SHKRELI: Yes, let's do it.
POO: Our love can destroy this whole fucking world. Let's go!!
[they combine, and the resulting poo monster speeds…

There are two Americas: those who call it Taco Hell, and those who call it Taco Smell

Jeb is a MESS.

Kid Koala.

A fairy tale for macabre bookworms who’ve graduated from Roald Dahl but aren’t ready for Edward Gorey

Ay, no one can top Jay Dee.

Okay, I liked that IV spit-take.

Most of what I know about J. Cole is from Brandon Wardell's twitter feed.

DEAD EVERYONE-EXCEPT-BART

You get to see Schwartzman's schwartz, man.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hope there's a decent Smash Bros game going with it. I know a lot of people who would rather fight than Switch.