What, is Brandon Wardell contributing to The A.V. Club?

Uh-huh, this [looks like] shit

Dwight Schrute gets lonely when Angela's not around.

And meatloaf.

I've got my body, got my lips
Got a pocket full of Star Wipes
Po-po-po-pocket full of Star Wipes

Bang! Bang! into your mouth (you know you wanna)
Bang! Bang! into your mouth (you know you wanna)
Everybody wants some chocolate pudding
Everybody wants to aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

Right, he's not innocent. He's just whatever you presume someone is when they're tried and found not guilty. I'm not sure if there's a word for that.

So that's an Arrested Development reference, right?

Still waiting on that Dicks Out for Harambe movie, Danny.

Thanks a lot, Georg Hegel.

I was glad that Craig Robinson told the guy in the van that they couldn't beat a man into giving information he doesn't have. I'm just so sick of that trope.

7 + 8 + 5 = 20
20 / 5 = 4
4 Washington Lane

Hey everyone at INFOWARS.COM, you're watchin' BIRD UP!, the worst show on television!

Right? Sweet foods like soda are for people under the age of ten, but also soda's shit and trying to kill you. I think Xanderpuss is telling us more about what he thinks of children than what he thinks about soda.

Analyze this, analyze that!

Maybe he'll care again if we just give him that pill.

It is kind of a problem. I fantasize about punching Ed Helms in the face, and I like him both as a comedic actor and as a person.

Anna Kendrick?

Are 100 Muppets gonna fuck 100 Khaleesis? Do you understand the 100 words comin' out of my 100 mouths?

AMC must have a lot of confidence in Preacher as their new Breaking Bad if they're going to give it its own Low Winter Sun right off the bat.