I'm still waiting for an animated JJ and Murphy O'Malaman series.

Is Kristen Bell still doing that Comedy Central show where she feeds lines to porn actors?

I understand.

Jim Jarmusch looks like Nick Cave is his evil twin.

Only he's not using 'Fudge' as a working title. He's calling it THE word. The big one. The queen-mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word.

That's Bobby Bottleservice from Kroll Show.

No, it's an ice cream cone because ice cream is good, much like how Gucci Mane is good at rapping.

Right? At least Flo's relatable with her Klump-casted family.

Of course it's offensive, they invented democracy. "Damn hell ass ekklêsia member!"

What a powerful sex-positivity icon Amber Rose is, standing athwart the grim tides of kink-shaming. I hope she calls Kanye a finger-in-the-booty-ass bitch again.

Nazi punks fuck OFF! in Keith Morris's sexy new music video.

I'm with AncientShenanigan here. He absolutely did not assure anyone that he has a big dick.

Of course it's going to be a set-up for season 2. After all, there's no interesting plot without conflict, and there's a lot of dysfunction between Gus and Mickey. But on top of that, they're clearly establishing a love triangle. Paul Rust has this on-again-off-again thing with Gillian Jacobs that's just doomed to…

What can I say? Michael Vick's the very best, that no one ever was.

What was Joey Lawrence's food of choice at the craft service's table when he was that kid on Blossom?

"A legend reclaimed. . ." This better fucking reclaim Beowulf. I still associate it with uncanny valley Polar Express motion capture horseshit.

Jesus, you guys would defend that A Kiss a Toy song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Sense8 is a great show if your first crush was on that shapeshifter from the Black or White video.

Russell Brand is a human Che Guevara shirt.

Yeah, but he worked his way up to that.