Wife and redneck cousin? One and the same mate.

I said the exact same thing when not a peep was heard about my cousin’s wipeout in the US Pro Kart Series. Or when that bitch totally spun me out at boardwalk bumper cars.

Glad to see it still has a bit on the back to put fat bitches when I can't get any decent pussy.

Good grief. This video. The Grom Scrambler earlier this week. Y’all are just making it impossible for me NOT to buy a motorcycle. If that was the intent, job well done.

Side impact regs say hi

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

Not sure how well replacing the airbag with a screen will go over with regulators. On the other hand, Takata could soon be shooting shards of both glass and metal at our necks.

The joy of watching your mini-me learn and grow and chase his/her passions is worth far more than $250k.

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

I drop popcorn on the floor of the movie theater because they have people they’ve hired to clean it up.

I’m so very disappointed that no one is referring to it as a ‘Fiata’.

Getting a Maserati vibe from this.

There is no way VWoA was involved. The pervasiveness of the issue is all that’s necessary to show that. If VWoA were involved, the ECU code would be specific to the US cars, and Horn would have been removed so quickly that the giant sucking sound from his office would be heard in the Sahara.

Couldn’t even win a war, did you really think you could win the diesel game? Get fuckin rekt Germany.

Be prepared to only buy a Tesla. This is the tip of a very large iceberg.

He’s going to ride his unicorn

I hope you don't buy Ford, GM, Chrysler, Toyota, or Honda either to name a few.

I could almost see VW exec making a cocky parting shot like “Of course it went back to Germany, did you really think we would trust our American engineers with this level of deception?”

I predict that dieselgate will be forgotten by everyone except auto enthusiasts in less than six months.

you should ask the AWD some difficult questions, to test its intelligence.