Don't believe the hype: much like the awful pizza, "dibs" is something many, many of us native Chicagoans detest and fight back against at every opportunity.

We'll be sure to remind you of that after you've had a horrible day.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

So, obviously people should not be dumping garbage cans over people's cars, but I sort of feel like the nurse is also being a jerk here. She's threatening to quit and leave the family high and dry over something the family did not do and has no control over?

Iggy Crash?

There are 24 left in all I think. It was never going to work here in Melbourne.

Practising is British English and is, thus, also a correct spelling.

I'm really, genuinely curious about why you believe some gender socialization is "good and healthy." No snark, just curiosity.

Oh man. I would pay good money to have been in that classroom. Sadly the best we got in high school biology was the bio teacher who would absent-mindly jack-off the sink faucet as she talked and get...too close to the table corners. :\

i like that a bunch of women have said they squirt and you are actively saying no because you haven't seen it.

when i was first hooking up with my first girlfriend i kept stopping to pee

Clearly you've never lived with a child.

I bet some some women can ejaculate and all women pee.

but I think that some socialization into gender roles is good and healthy

From the comments I'm seeing, it seems like the state was right to intervene (though perhaps could have gone about it better).

But I agree that it's insane that the outcome would be different if she cited Jesus as the reason. The fact that we privilege religion like that is fucked up.

I was in the car with my husband and getting all pissy about bodily autonomy and arbitrary age restrictions and then I heard the mother's comments and got all, "Oh hell no." Meanwhile, my husband had completely tuned me out and had no clue what I was going on about since this was my fourth tirade of the hour. This is…

I have exhausted all of the pills/patches/rings for the same reason. I never stop bleeding.

Your condoms break 40% of the time? Bruh. . . that's not normal. You know that's not normal, right? You might want to look into that.

Just be careful on the Depo, okay? Women are advised to take it for 5 years, but I took it longer because it worked so well for me. Then it killed my libido, and I went through the worst depression of my life until I stopped taking it and my hormones went back to normal. If you've been on it a few years already, it…