Ha! Amazing. I wish I could share the profile of the most horrifying person to ever contact me: anti-choice, white supremacist dominant who used "feminazi" multiple times. Actually...I parsed that one pretty well.

Ha probably not. I'm not into the placenta thing, but I know a doula who supports that and has zero qualms about shaming anyone in person (or ok FB-there've been some delicious shut downs) who even considers not vaccinating. She has called it essentially child abuse to abstain (for anything other than health issues of…

Capsule form. At least she is semi-sane. Hoffmann might as well be whipping up some ragu.

My wife and I are trying to have a baby. I'll be carrying the little gremlin (we're lesbians YAY) and she is planning on breastfeeding (with me). There are some hippie herbs you can take to make the boob juice happen, apparently. Anyway, she tells me the other night that not only does she think I should eat the…

How did this passage from the article not make the cut? Fun stuff, right?

Come to think of it, many of the big 00's indie-rock singers came across as nothing more exciting than record store clerks who had the cool "recommendations" lists.

He is a lot more hurt about his divorce from Dita than he lets on. But he cheated with lots of barely legal girls and she took the cats and left on Christmas. Wonder how long this photographer will last? The rest of the interview is pure hype. Meah.

Yup. And it's pretty funny that he compares himself to a high schooler that "the girls want to fuck." No dude. We don't. And you're old. If Johnny also thinks of himself the same way, they should be ashamed of themselves.

I totally buy that certain celebrities get trapped at the age they became famous at, because no one makes them grow up. Life challenges the rest of us and we realize that what we thought was cool behavior is just assholery. But if you're in that celebrity bubble and nobody tells you you're wrong you end up as a 45…

I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…

"I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me... Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

so pro him dating lilo. i would not even be a little mad. it would be awesome.

He and Johnny Depp are entering the era many men do in their 40's. The alcohol has taken it's toll and your body can't handle it anymore. What was once cute or interesting now comes across as brain damage.

"We like to consider ourselves 12th-graders, the guys with more experience than the ninth-graders, the ones that the girls want to fuck."

snacktastic, probs. she's team pancakes.

Two things:

He thinks he's acting 23?

he is trying to be a dystopian present of his past.

I only do this to people who I know can't take it. My step-father is infamous for thinking, because he can fell trees and build sheds with this bare hands, that he can eat hot stuff and drink hard liquor. In truth, he can barely stand grocery-store medium and I can drink him under the table by accident.

I thought you were joking with this comment and then I got to the end and realized you were serious and now I don't know if I should be laughing more at the stupid woman who thought vegetable tempura was bread after being an uppity bitch to her server or at the fact that an anonymous internet commenter felt the need…