it's taller than the statue of liberty.

Man, Skyline Chili farts are the worst.

I have a hunch that's not the first DP Jeter tricked someone into.

Maddon: You can't just go out there and take a shit on the field like that.

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.

Pictured (left to right): Dukie, dookie

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

CANADA, FUCK YEAH! EAT A DICK, KUWAIT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES!

Handled it poorly? That's exactly how I react to any sort of adversity I encounter in life (i.e. fired from work, death in family, crust left on sandwich) and I turned out just fine.

Tune in to SVT2 this Torsdag at 21:30 to catch more of Alhaji's zaaany antics on this week's episode of Candid Kamara

This fucking horseshit of a false equivalency needs to die in a dumpster fire. "Oklahoma" is not, nor ever was, offensive because white/Western invaders never cast it in the face of the people they robbed, raped, relocated, and killed. They used "Redskins" and "squaw." "Oklahoma" is a Native American word. It belongs…

I take it back. This is the video to watch. Screw science.

I was hoping for the toad to win:

"It's not a money thing for Dan," Snyder's former sidekick claimed. Instead, Cerrato dropped some Freud on us.

C.C.'s rehab is right on schedule I see.

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

It was actually "Dress as your favorite Yankee" night at the stadium. Andrew was just being Cory Lidle.

This is the biggest innovation for fans since the stadium in Pittsburgh introduced the windows over the urinals in the bathroom which allowed fans to continue to watch the game.

So this machine:

Rough day sport?