You broke the pre-Internet

In her bag? A marble rye.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

including recently retired cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, very likely the greatest batsman of all time.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

Embiid was later ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured ellipsis.

Man I hate Embiided tweets.

These are a couple of screen grabs from his twitter account. Lutz, drafted by the Rams, chose to insert his opinion on Michael Sam. Please note, Lutz was a Christian from the heart of the Bible Belt, but never wavered in his support for a fellow human being.

To be fair, Sapp did give 20 percent his last few years in Oakland.

Warren Sapp: [eats She Crab Soup]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 1]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 2]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 3]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 4]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 5]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 6]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 7]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 8]
Warren Sapp: [drinks Ranch…

Sure we all think this is neat but the higher ups at SCE are scoffing at the programmer who did this for breaking the unwritten coding conventions

Another cool Easter egg, discovered by using the 'smile' function after hitting a home run, involves Brian McCann impeding your way by nailing himself to a cross just in front of home plate.

This is a much preferable DOUBLE CHALLENGE MODE than what I'm used to; it's what my girlfriend and I call sex after I've eaten and she's on her period.

Of course he was taken off guard by a rapidly approaching jogger. After all, it's been two months since he was exposed to anything other than 12 steps.

Is this a trend? Should I be saying this more often, so that I look cool and hip? I'm going to scream it on the bus ride home as an experiment.

Sweet Jesus! Who attached Brett Favre's penis to that kid's hand?

Anyone else think this is the beginning of an episode of SVU

This kid is just straight up nightmare material

This picture will give me nightmares, what with #DEMONTHUMB and the Cryptkeeper

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB