That take was so hot it burned all the way to my subcutaneous tissue.

Yeah, my female doctor at the time in the ER room put a hand on my shoulder and said: "It is in fact worse than child birth."

I'll just stick with my regular daily liquid intake of 2 gallons of coffee in the morning and 2 gallons of beer in the evening. Should keep me nice and hydrated, I ASSUME.

It's not just the climate.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

just more proof that the "left/right" line is actually a ring that we're seeing on end. Eventually you go so far in one direction or the other, you meet in the center of the back with the anti vaxxers and anti fluoride folks who are just as worried about bees as the black helicopter and train cars with shackles and…

have to post

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

Brazilian TVs appear to be pretty sturdy... at least sturdier than some Brazilian vertebraes

Yes, because the appropriate reaction to a verbal taunt is always a beating administered by the "victimized" group.

"Hey do you speak English?"

Hosmer's oddest E.

This fella's first tattoo was just a harmless, little marijuana leaf on his bicep.

[gets tattoo to express self to outside world]

[gets upset at outside world for listening]

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

Well, first off: I didn't mention blitzkrieg, nor was that what I was referring to. Secondly: I don't go on Twitter, so...

Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.