That take was so hot it burned all the way to my subcutaneous tissue.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

Brazilian TVs appear to be pretty sturdy... at least sturdier than some Brazilian vertebraes

Yes, because the appropriate reaction to a verbal taunt is always a beating administered by the "victimized" group.

Hosmer's oddest E.

This fella's first tattoo was just a harmless, little marijuana leaf on his bicep.

[gets tattoo to express self to outside world]

[gets upset at outside world for listening]

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

I can't wait for the American animation of this.

So she gets to balk, like, a dozenty times? What a cheetah.

Bonus video (from yesterday):

DJ Roomba blastin beats all night in honor of the Germany win

I don't know about this. It seems to me Brazil was the team that sucked.

Well, first off: I didn't mention blitzkrieg, nor was that what I was referring to. Secondly: I don't go on Twitter, so...

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.