You broke the pre-Internet

In her bag? A marble rye.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

including recently retired cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, very likely the greatest batsman of all time.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

Embiid was later ruled out for the rest of the season with a ruptured ellipsis.

Man I hate Embiided tweets.

These are a couple of screen grabs from his twitter account. Lutz, drafted by the Rams, chose to insert his opinion on Michael Sam. Please note, Lutz was a Christian from the heart of the Bible Belt, but never wavered in his support for a fellow human being.

You know what boggles my mind? Somebody woke up one day and said "I could do the Jurassic Park theme with goat noises."

Seems in bad taste to me....

As it impossible as it seems, there may be some of you who don't care for this song. I pity you.

Sweet Jesus! Who attached Brett Favre's penis to that kid's hand?

Anyone else think this is the beginning of an episode of SVU

Demon Cat, oh Demon Cat

Grumpy Cat? I'm soooooo sick of Grumpy Cat's precious fairy vagina, and it's incredibly STUPID name. FUCK GRUMPY CAT!

And raccoons. Don't forget the raccoons. They have hands. We're doomed.

If you don't realize cats are up to something, you will not last very long.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

Nature in North America primarily has white tail deer and house pets as it's strike force.