And that's why rednecks and Z4 drivers don't go to the same parties.

"He's now hoping to catch on with the Bengals."

I mean if some lunatic is holed up in a building with a machine gun I wouldn't expect the police to charge him human wave-style or anything. But the idea that a cop must approach every single situation as if he's dealing with a potential maniac on PCP is breeding an entire generation of lawless swine. They are public…

Sneering obnoxous swine, he's blatantly trying to bait him so he can maim or kill the guy for "not obeying my commands". Just contemptible, there's no reason to treat a speeder like a dangerous felon. The dude's complying as ordered and the pig is trying to force him to "slip up" with all that "palms up, toward me,…

Finally fed up with this so-called "smart" phone, I screamed, "Siri, if you cannot follow my commands, the next thing I'm going to get is a Razr."

I didn't even know what the fuck he wanted Montgomery to do.

Oh yeah. This is headed straight to the top of the charts.

This one is dedicated to my three beautiful daughters. Elleora, Amy and Elleora.

The hottest fucking take. Thanks.

It's a little butt-rock for my taste

Yordano: Bruce, this is awesome.

I really don't think it should be a surprise that professional baseball players were against the idea of making it rain.

Don't worry, guys. She's a feminist. She'll earn her money the honest way.

I think someone punched you and broke your humerous.

Having read the first half of your statement and not the second half, I feel I am fully qualified to judge you. Hope there's nothing in the second half of your post that would completely change the tenor of what you said, otherwise I will look like a total fool!

The number of people not getting this joke has me worried for the future of this great country

DID ANY OF THESE KILLJOYS EVEN READ THE 2ND SENTENCE?!!

While not minimizing the disturbing trend of sexual abuse coverups, that's not really a good comparison. If he had sexually assaulted someone on a public basketball court with a dozen witnesses I feel pretty confident he would have been kicked out.

What a horribly misguided post. It doesn't mater what gender you are, Melo isn't going to pass.

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.