This is of course entertaining the notion that Ronaldo would pass a penalty to begin with...

Jughead and Food is the purest fictional romance of all time.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

No way, man. Just throw a leg out from under the comforter. When it gets too cold, back under the comforter. Sheet just gets in the way of the regulator leg.

Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Haha, you’re right!!

I’m in my mid-30s and my brain is clearly aging. Ugh, these double-negatives catch me quicker then they used to. I think I was just so excited to see wrestling/carny parlance in an article that I jumped straight to the comment section.

But yes, I stand VERY MUCH corrected: saying “we’re not…

you got slipped up by that double negative man. He’s saying the opposite, that he thinks it is scripted.

My family’s Mexican background dictates we cook Carne Asada marinated in Tecate. I’m throwing some Hot Links into the mix this time around though. We are mostly Steeler fans so we are still salty from that Denver win and hope Cam dismantles that defense. I envision Cam being like “Hey Elway! This yo shit?!” As he…

Who am I supposed to be looking at here? Bro in Murderin’ Hernandez jersey? Kenny Rogers? Hartford Whalers fan with serial killer eyes? Pretty lady?

It’s not nice to call Johnny a crazy woman.

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

A high grade twat salesman isn’t a good thing?

I feel this is unfair to figs.

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

brownout, n.