Still think worst choice is Forrest Gump over Shawshank and Pulp Fiction. Academy is a sucker for mentally challenged characters that don’t go full retard

Easy there, friend. My respect for you just plummeted.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

He looks like Marv Albert in witness protection.

Stan Kroenke looks like the fourth-place finisher in a Sam Elliott look-alike contest.

I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

Good to know sacking the QB is considered a cheap shot. Is that you Jim Nantz?

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

Zayn Malik likes girls that “are a bit chunky in certain areas — the nice areas.” Which are the nice areas?

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

I think the main reason that they have gone 0-6 is that they have scored less points than the other football guys.

I see you also listen to Star Trek And Recreational Brutalization Weekly.

Clearly the best possible scenario is A.J starts and wins the game vs the Steelers, then Dalton comes back and loses the next game.

At my wedding each guest was fellated by an imported Estonian teenager with a marble table strapped to her head carrying Romulan ale in baby seal skull shot glasses.

Regardless of whether his politics are the reason he’s not getting in, the market has spoken. If he wants to get in, he should pick himself up by his bootstraps and just work harder to get in. He shouldn’t expect some handout. It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Welfare. #Benghazi

Productition: The ability to fit into these tight ass leather pants

Screw him for making the first good Star Wars movie since the 80s, right?

The amount of complaining about things that are also very present in the OT is impressive: