Trump’s FAA: “We don’t need no stinking reasons...”

I adore this comment.

I normally would find “shithead” to be too juvenile an insult to be uttered by a serious person, but in this case the word so clearly fits.

In my first peripheral glance at this expanded photo, my brain processed that house as an amusement park roller coaster.

As his bluster built steam, I fully expected Cowher to yell at Kap to get off his lawn.

Sushi casserole? And she found the recipe idea online?

The Emoji Movie.

Monkey in the Middle Circle Jerk?

When did John Amos start playing for the Steelers?

Me and my audience are a couple. TL4ever!

So you’re one of the male faces at Fox, and you’ve seen firsthand what happened to Ailes and O’Reilly (and know why it happened), and you still decide it’s a good idea to send dick pics to your co-workers? Sad!

Never had to endure it in Phys Ed, but my 5th grade homeroom teacher (1974) would occasionally torment us with it during lulls in her lesson plan. None of us liked it, but it was especially awful for some of the more socially awkward kids in the class, who became targets for her special brand of snarky commentary. …

I find it impossible to look at Kevin James* without mistaking him for Chris Christie.

the horrible shit Trump can’t be caught saying aloud

Admit it...you knew when you “casually” dropped the word dyspraxic in a comment that you’d provoke a spike in Google searches for that word. C’mon. ‘Fess up.

“Am I being hazed? Is this a hazing? ‘Cuz I’ll go along and everything, but I have to see Josh...”

I adore the word vacuous. (Vapid is another. I must have a thing for insults beginning with “v.”) The application of vacuous to Cillizza is a good fit. I was tempted to say it’s applicable to Blitzer as well, but in actuality, Blitzer is just clueless. Blitzer is the news network version of Chance the Gardener.

What’s up with the weird obsession with his size, which, for a 14-year old boy, is neither “small” nor “tiny?” I feel like I was click-baited into watching the videos, expecting to see some freakishly diminutive creature. I will agree that his frame is small in comparison to his voice, but in relation to peers, not so…

In their minds, they are “spreading the gospel.” Because being a dick is always a great proselytizing tool.

“Sir, I just wish I was taller so that I could climb even higher up your ass than I already am.”