The “bad mamma-jamma” in and of itself simply makes me roll my eyes. What takes it over-the-top to homicide-inducing annoying level is that stupid laugh that follows his utterance of such a stupid thing. I don’t know if that was sincere laughter, or edited in during post-production—either way, it’s just ridiculous…

“Turn pages faster?” Just how slowly does a Paperwrite turn pages?

“Turn pages faster?” Just how slowly does a Paperwrite turn pages?

Then, echoing Trump’s favored descriptor, Hannity remarked, “That’s sad, Ted. That’s sad.”

Caring about what constitutes “throwing shade” is still a thing? Damn, I thought the launch of that horrible TVLand show would be the long-overdue death knell for it, but this thing clearly has staying power. Props!

“No one is more loved by eagles than me. That eagle was reacting to a chip planted in its skull by Obama and Hillary. Sad!”

WTF did I just watch?

Who the FUCK is Jason Derulo? I refuse to Google it. Nope, won’t do it. (And for Christ sake...life is fucking short. If it takes six paragraphs to set up a question, then the question is too stupid to ask.)

“Did the campaign believe that the Russian government, the Putin government, favored Trump over Clinton in this race?” Carlson asked.

Phil’s “Thank you for that” made me cringe.  It had a “please sir, may I have another” vibe to it. What a creep.

In addition to the Voldemort Rule, can we have the Gomez rule? I.e.,

Never heard of this show, but saw the constipated mug of Mitch Albom polluting the left side of the photo and couldn’t help but grin. Unfortunately, this news only means he now has more time to vomit out another book.

My mama raised me to be a good liberal, and I was the only male in a family of four children, so my socialization included plenty of female perspective. But after reading your comment, I had a bad feeling I’d be similarly guilty if I sat down and made out my top ten list for the targeted years (1976 to 1980).   But…

Somehow I’ve missed this particular “year in review” topic (as well as the complementary back-door version) in previous years so didn’t realize it was Barry’s turf. When I read the headline, I immediately assumed it was Magary’s niche. Go figure!

Wake me when Bripe Harschter is making a difference somewhere...anywhere... (Hey, Bryce Stedanko....who cutchyer hair?)

A$AP Rocky - Palace.

So THAT’S where my roomie disappeared to! I was getting ready to report him as missing. (I’m burning that fucking jersey next time he’s passed out on the couch. Even if he’s still in it.)

What’s that awful stench? Oh...first world problems. Never mind.