Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

Maybe if I wasn’t going commando.

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody’s underwear!

could i BE wearing anymore clothes?

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

At least now I know how you can throw TD pass to yourself in a NFL game. Although, to be fair, Curt Hennig had shown me how someone does it perfectly long before this.

Yeah but I don’t care about, like, any of that.

She wasn’t. Her plan to keep her plan a secret backfired horrendously and led to the decimation of the Resistance.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

J-E-W-S...JEWS...JEWS...JEWS!!!

I like that getting upset at a game calling them a baby is a thing a baby would do.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

OMG enough with the complaining about how all these episodes aren’t like normal episodes of their perspective shows, already! Sheesh. You critic folks have been the biggest buzzkills about this event.

This dude lives on a totally different planet.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

this went way over my head. did i think about it too hard, or is this a certifiable shit post?

Oh good. I was hoping Deadspin would start including auto-play ads on their page that force me to embarrassingly scramble for the mute button on my keyboard at work.