Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

We didn’t see Wade Wilson struggle to accept the changes that happened to his body

Maybe if I wasn’t going commando.

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody’s underwear!

could i BE wearing anymore clothes?

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

At least now I know how you can throw TD pass to yourself in a NFL game. Although, to be fair, Curt Hennig had shown me how someone does it perfectly long before this.

Yeah but I don’t care about, like, any of that.

She wasn’t. Her plan to keep her plan a secret backfired horrendously and led to the decimation of the Resistance.

FAST AND FURIOUS: CONTINENTAL DRIFT

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

J-E-W-S...JEWS...JEWS...JEWS!!!

I like that getting upset at a game calling them a baby is a thing a baby would do.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

OMG enough with the complaining about how all these episodes aren’t like normal episodes of their perspective shows, already! Sheesh. You critic folks have been the biggest buzzkills about this event.

The FCC Votes to Abandon Rural and Low-Income Americans Idiot Trump Voters.

Wasn’t that Louis C. K.’s excuse?

WHO’S ASKING?