Yeah, what a heads up play.

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

My calendar is wide open, unlike my wife.

Why isn’t this in slo-mo?!

Speed gets taken for granted until you really, really need it.

Shitty Deadspin “writer” attempts to create article using novel technique of having no story whatsoever, fails miserably.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

Deadspin’s first article on Halep was about “the demise of her fantastical cans” (“her most famous assets”). That one hasn’t aged well.

We found love in a ropeless place.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t put those in the wash?

So you’re saying I shouldn’t put those in the wash?

I didn’t need a study to know this. I started dating my wife when she was still in high school. The first time she visited my family home, she looked through my collection of records (yes, we are old) and asked me why most of them were sad. I told her I never had enough money for records and girlfriends at the same…

I have a neighbor that switches to Spanish sometimes when talking to their family. They all speak English. It is pretty uncomfortable to be part of a conversation and then you’re not.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

I have a feeling this goes deeper than we think...

Al Davis is clawing his way out of the grave to draft this guy.

Counter-point: That call was shit.

Reeeeaally looks like the ref watches the ball and when he sees it’s not going in, blows the whistle.

For those of you who didn’t waste ten minutes reading the entire exerpt as I unfortunately did: A millennial journalist/blogger went to Augusta and got his tender feelings hurt because there were rules and relatively high standards of decorum. He then went on to call people names who would dare to dispute his clearly…

I back whatever course that prohibits some dip yelling “mashed potatoes” after every shot.