Six years of abuse allegations boiled down to a “moment.” What an unmitigated asshole. He deserves to have his balls kicked into outer space by Los Locos.

Horse people fall into one of two categories: insane and fucking insane.

Don’t really have an opinion either way, but the article doesn’t mention that Caster actually has undescended testicles that are producing the extra testosterone and is not XX. She is what I think we used to refer to as a “hermaphrodite,” but I believe that word has fallen out of favor (not sure what its been replaced…

During the 2005 season I stumble into an Eagles bar. It was my only option. They were playing the Cowboys on a Monday night. As a Cowboys fan, I really wanted to watch the game. Also, I really wanted a beer. Since I wasn’t wearing any enemy gear, I thought I could sneak in, watch the game, and slip out undetected.…

Patrick,

I meant to send this in, but I forgot until just now. Here goes nothing.

You show up drunk (or buzzed) to your drug test. When my buddy applied for a job, the drug test information form had all the proportions one would have to exceed in order to fail. The one that stuck out to me was the alcohol proportion, which, in my best estimation at the time, equaled a 0.06 BAL. At the same time,…

Jay Cutler

Diana,

Hey, Will Leitch wrote that! Its got to be true!