+1 Short Circut 2 reference.

Horse people fall into one of two categories: insane and fucking insane.

During the 2005 season I stumble into an Eagles bar. It was my only option. They were playing the Cowboys on a Monday night. As a Cowboys fan, I really wanted to watch the game. Also, I really wanted a beer. Since I wasn’t wearing any enemy gear, I thought I could sneak in, watch the game, and slip out undetected.…

Patrick,

You show up drunk (or buzzed) to your drug test. When my buddy applied for a job, the drug test information form had all the proportions one would have to exceed in order to fail. The one that stuck out to me was the alcohol proportion, which, in my best estimation at the time, equaled a 0.06 BAL. At the same time,…

Jay Cutler

Diana,