1. It’s a Toyota, it will last an exceptionally long time, doesn’t have panel gaps you can fit your hand through, the interior won’t look like an 80s Italian disco, and won’t be held together with shipping straps and home hardware trim.

Don’t forget the nazi logos... 

$30K?!?!?!? for a hillbilly fugly rattle trap? Nope. Just nope.

Imagine how much diesel they’ll save if the trucks maximize fuel efficiency above all else.

They should give it to the Ukrainian Military. That would REALLY annoy Putin. Especially if they paint it dark grey, splash “Ukrainian Navy” on the side and use it as a weapons platform to fight Russia.

“Please add hiss, wow, flutter, rumble and distortion to my digital audio.”

Also, aren’t they a bunch of racist, homophobic, religious nut jobs? Why would you support a business like that?

It’s literally been 100% totally acceptable for me so far. 

There are some concepts of a future electric Motocompo, but nothing solid yet...

ARGH!?? Why don’t we get any of the cool bikes in Canada!?!!?!?

“Cat delete”...

Ok, first you buy the absolute worst pos ‘Murica ever made, a second generation Chrysler minivan. WHICH, has the absolute worst “backyard shed engineering” diesel from Italy shoehorned into it. THEN, you try to register said POS in Germany, of all places... 

Wow, and I thought our family of 5 was real cozy in a Volvo 240 wagon.

I’d still prefer the Mirage and that extra few MPG.

That was beautiful. Thank you.

European regulations are more strict than the USA, and they still sell small cars.

Shudder, it’s somehow uglier on the inside than it is on the outside. I would pay over a grand for that heap.

To be fair, only the Three Stooges have abandoned small cars. Japanese, Korean and European companies still offer them. They’ll probably benefit the most from high gas prices. Time to eat the Yankee’s lunch again!

According to Americans, Europe doesn’t exist, fake news.

I wish I could get an e.Up, but I’m still very happy with my e.Golf.