Most people overpack.

Mine costs about $300 per year ($5/week) to charge. So yeah, it’s WAY cheaper than ICE.

It’s called “Iron Man Syndrome” and it’s severely debilitating. It’s a serious disease guys!

Exactly, manufacturers outside of the USA build tons of small cars. The American market is upside down to the rest of the world. 

Exactly, just because Moe, Larry and Curly have abandoned the small car market, doesn’t mean there aren’t a bunch of fuel efficient small cars to choose from.

Shelby is incapable of designing a car that isn’t hideous.

Huh, I had no idea that car could get any more hideous than it already was. Lesson learned.

White trash buy pickup trucks, therefore drinking and driving have a high correlation with pickup truck owners. Makes sense. 

Hummer. Kill Hummer. They aren’t even out yet and they are already embarrassing. Why did they reboot the dumbest brand ever?

Hummer! Why are they rebooting that stupid brand!!?!?!?

Wow. That must have been kinda awful.

Corporate Greed having too much influence on the US government. Why does everything take so long to happen in the US?

And we pump them full of speed to keep them awake...

I’d pare the US brands down to three: Ford, GM, Fiat. All of those corporate twins are a waste of time and money. Why market three versions of the same pickup truck?!?!? The illusion of choice isn’t fooling anyone anymore. Well, maybe it is... People are dumb...

What else are we going to do? That shit is good and it’s cold up here!

The reality is that it’s probably just Bears, Blackjacks and MIGs buzzing our arctic airspace.

Is “economic anxiety” a new code for racists, sexists, homophobes and general white trash pieces of crap?

I hope some of the Americans who donated to the Nazi Occupation of Ottawa are at least a little inconvenienced by this.

VW Electric Wagon

The feeling is mutual.