This is something you don't see every day.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

FedEx Field doesn't give two f's.

Editor's note: The editor refused to watch this.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

In instances like this, do the Red Sox pay for the windshield to be replaced? Or is it one of those, "don't park by the baseball field if you don't want your car hit with baseballs" situations?

Depends.

Unfortunately, playing a sport that everyone rightly makes fun of is also fairly routine in cricket.

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

No distinguishing between Carnitas and al pastor pork?

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

Streaming video has gone too far.

Usin' the whole fist doc?

That doctor went deeper than most Rangers starters this year

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

Naked Hamburglar: Should I add the Special Sauce?

Bro 1: Can you grab the buns?

"What is that magic box? Are there little peasants inside, drawing the picture?"

I hate living in a country where my worth is still based on whether or not I own a donkey.