I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Unless you think Apple and Microsoft are making these products to impress their friends, it's the only category that matters.

Hunter Pence likes the Mets

This is the millionth time where someone has taken the time and effort to create an account, read an article, then used their own time to criticize the coverage Deadspin provides. Congratulations!!!!

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

Best arm I've seen in 20 years.

Sorry, I got too worked up. I'll lower my voice.

Man, calm down.

Where in my post did I sound outraged?

It's great that she's still focused on her career even after getting married. The last thing we as a society need is more domestic Violets.

This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.

UPDATE: THEY ARE LETTING ME IN. I'm gonna to whip their asses in laser tag.

After reading this and their cereal discussion, it may be just to save your sanity

The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Why am I not allowed in the staff chatroom? Is it because it's where you all go to play laser tag?

Is that depression related to the drink though?

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.