A kid asked Luis Suarez the same question last year. Suarez almost bit his head off.

Now that he's no longer in San Diego, his offense will probably start showing up three hours sooner than it did in the West.

Earning points sounds impossible by definition.

in which they can win things like Super Bowl tickets

At the highest point tier, fans will be entered into a drawing to win season tickets for a different team.

Sadly, unlike their new season tickets, the Jets offensive line is still made of paper.

I bet that baby sues MLB for defamation.

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T IRON THE LOGO

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Hey, they gave it a good effort, and got pretty close; I'm pretty sure their manager appreciates that more than most.

"Coaches having to suffer through the embarrassment of wearing a knockoff watch puts going to bed hungry in perspective, doesn't it?" - Mark Emmert

Well, his Dad only makes a quarter of that $340,00, right? I mean, not that I'm shaking my head at $80k+ or anything. Really cool story.

Don't mean to be a dick, but it still isn't very clear in the article.

"You're making a fool of yourself, Steve. There's something called due process and due process ain't those little droplets of water that form on the grass in the early hours of the spring morning. Get a grip."

I'm more curious about the random old-lady-dog-owner just letting her dog run free at a major tournament.

[wags]

was expecting a little more from the instagram vid..........but oh well

I have to say I'm surprised to see Spain in the top 10, because why the fuck am I looking at goddamn soccer rankings.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.