Besides wearing clothing of sports teams and not being entertaining, how is Drake qualified to be a host?

Basically Eisfussball Pokal with sticks and a disc. Also one of the few sports whose relationships with pro clubs/national teams is remotely comparable.

The money from stuff like this never seems to go to actual crime victims, does it? If he just cut $92M worth of checks to a bunch of truckers, that'd feel more like justice.

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

It's a pretty high powered party when Tom Brady is just a "+1."

I see they are listed in order of ability to make free-agency decisions in a timely fashion

This makes me like Rihanna for some reason.

The Mesozoic Era?

it's probably more accurate to call him exasperated, frustrated, worn out, despondent, disheartened, vexed, or something else along those lines.

Every personal trainer / athlete / gym rat I've ever known has said that slow reps with controlled form is the safest and most effective way to lift. Pretty diverse backgrounds with different ideas on nutrition and such but "slow reps, good form" is the one thing they all agree on. I'll go with their advice over the…

I've had to block 5 or 6 old college acquaintances from my Facebook newsfeed because of all the CrossFit bullshit they constantly post. Nobody gives a shit that you did a personal best burpee set or whatever. Just do your fucking workout and go on with the rest of your day like EVERYONE ELSE.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

Writers use articles to express their opinions.

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

Wait, they make gloves without holes in them???

At least the Lego one's actually blocks.

Sterling also went on to compliment the judge on his robe. His "big, beautiful, strong, black robe."

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.