Poor bastard blew through five dollars in quarters just to get that stupid milk can.

including recently retired cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, very likely the greatest batsman of all time.

Typically you have to pay good money at a freakshow to see a woman with four boobs...

"Excuse me if I sound a bit arrogant," said the FIFA official as he touched himself while shoving a wad of cash down an orphan Brazilian boy's throat.

2022 isn't up in the air. They'll be plenty of beer and alcohol in the US stadiums.

Luke 6:30 - And if thou shalt flash after being cast into a pan, thou shalt be grateful for whatever gravy shall be rendered

So your'e saying he could even play in 2022 when the World Cup comes to North Brunswick, NJ. Great!

It is certainly possible, though not likely, in my opinion. The oldest player ever to play in the World Cup was a Colombian goalie, this year, right after he hit 43.

Chess has a separate women's league to encourage women to participate in a largely male-dominated game. They're allowed to compete vs. men, and the best female chess player has never competed in the women's championship.

He showed you.

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

Now I have to root for Costa Rica? After they whined about the snow game they wanted to keep playing?

We didn't deserve to win. The 2-1 score is not indicative of the domination Belgium exerted over the US for 120 minutes. Perhaps the nuanced soccer fan can find solace in the close score and the superhuman effort by Tim Howard, but the average American sports fan watched a vastly inferior USA team get dominated and…

Nah

I fucking love this guy as our coach. I can totally see how he can rub higher ups and opposing teams/fans the wrong way.

Is that Bill Rawls?

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

I am going to use the phrase "meandering around doing fuck-all" in my daily life from now on. Thank you for introducing it to my lexicon. I have some people in my life that this is an apt description of.

The problem started when they decided to go from a miniseries to an ongoing series. That's when the plot lost all forward momentum. Big Jim and his insane son were dialed back and people started meandering around doing fuck-all.

I generally root for the Dutch, but Jesus Christ Robben was flopping around the pitch like a fish out of water yesterday. There was one in the first half where he was legitimately taken down and the ref missed it. Then there were at least three outright, unquestionable dives after that, before the final…