It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

Yeah, I'd definitely watch a lot more soccer if it looked as pretty as this.

Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

People are just up there to party, nobody gives a fuck about the game

Facebook also plans to release a neat little infograph of each country's favorite color. Oh, and your socio-economic status, religion, political preference, results from your latest bloodwork test, and who you fucked last weekend.

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

Can someone please explain how none of his biting victims have punched him in the mouth? How is that not your first reaction? How does the shock/confusion not immediately turn into "okay, that guy just forfeited his teeth"? Dude just tried to eat you.

True. Best part of the play in fact.

is this something I should be contacting the police about... all I'm hearing is you saying "I'm going to stab someone at Wimbledon

If only it were possible for both of these teams to lose.

You missed one:

Those plucky Mexicans just refuse to lose.

Good to see more high-brow content on Deadspin.

Besides Kuyt (everyone's favorite on this thread it seems), they have Fer, who had a great season for Norwich. They have De Jong, who you may remember for karate-kicking Xabi Alonso. Sneijder, who won the big cup with Inter. De Guzman, who the Yellow Submarine should never have let go to the Swans. Wijnaldum, who…

it's more than a little alarming how Louis van Gaal has taken this largely unheralded band of players and transformed them into a side to be feared by every single team

The name leads people astray into thinking a football team exists.

No, that's German for "The Bart The."

The 12 year old kid inside that suit just had a hell of a day

That is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh.