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Her plastic surgeon probably doesn't care whether or not she does any activity where balls fly at her face.

No way I'd pay for "On-helmet exposure" when Riddell's been getting it for free all these years.

Still not as gay as Peter Criss

Abandon NFL career all ye high school quarterbacks who enter here.

But does he think Coors Light has more of that Rocky Mountain taste?

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.

@BigRedEd: I WANT YOU TO RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS....Let us pray...

Pfft. They pray way harder in NEW Jesusland.

@Drunken_Donuts: More importantly, how has he not picked up a snappy nickname — like Frogger, or Burgertime?

@Grimace: Are you sure it's not Gordon Beckham?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: "Hey you got a leaf on your wing...... ahh you know Im juss messin wit ya hahaa"

@This is my Star: Of all the Foxx, Redd is my favorite — Slappy White

"Why was the Internet ... giving semi-lives to people with no lives?"

@Barry Lutz: Don't knock it — Honus Wagner-Mickey Mantle-Roberto Clemente is a murderous 3-4-5 stretch.

@MoeGolden: Based on the screen cap of the Daily Motion page, I think it was possibly a hotel employee who has a peephole into the room...and on this particular day, the victim happened to be famous. I get the impression the videographer had no idea, nor cared, whom he or she was filming.

@David Hume: +XX chromosomes

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I'm not positive, but I think I see Pete Rose out back near the balloon.

LeBrun took all of 2006 off? Fucking slacker.

Sounds like you found your Seoulmate