Oh I see...he's confused. WE'RE the brothers...YOU'RE a black man with a problem.

@Her?: Yakov Smirnoff

@ToobularBoobularJoy: I can only Hopi.

I like the sound of North Dakota Fighting Sue.....in honor of clinical supervisor to grad students Susan Underdahl.

@HockeyMountain: As a Phoenix resident until 2004 who went to about a dozen games a year in 1/8 full America West Arena, and whom management pleaded with to buy tickets to those rare playoff games, I call bullshit on your premise.

@savedbypurplejesus: Like what? A Steamer?

@Paul: I've got North Stars and Nordiques available if you're interested.

@X-tacle: I think with the exchange rate, she's legal.

The Jewish Jordan? How the fuck did Hezbollah miss this?

@Shorty: I think I'll take Bruins in 5, 'Nucks and Pens in 6, and Ducks in 7.

@The_Gooch: I hear Prince was second runner-up.

@Adonis: I can't fucking beLIEVE someone took my joke. Good thing I read through. Of course, mine ends, "suck one little cock...."

@Delicious Pundit: Any Bruins fan could have told you that years ago. If your cup-winning strategy is to build a team around Joe Thornton, you might be waiting for a while.

@Quake 'n' Shake: I kind of line the soon-to-be-Champion Boston Bruins old brown and gold sweaters...although you'll have to take my word for it that it is brown and not black.

I enjoy the fact that Belichick couldn't be bothered to participate in the NFL stunt. "Fuck that...The Commish is your pal, you do it, Bob."

@Gordon Gekko-Shumway: Odd. Definitely odd.

I hope your Versus subscription is up to date

@HockeyMountain: Of course, late-game heroics might not have been necessary had C. Cohen not insisted on taking lazy penalties all game.

Trust me-the answer is not "drink more milk"

@Jayhawk Bongpipe: He sure did...and he took home a lot of skanks from them.