What I find most interesting is that a guy named Demetri finds it necessary to add the qualifier "the Greek".

@Peter Nincompoop: +1 angioplasty

When a reporter asked him if he was able to "hide'' behind the offensive linemen, he answered, "I'm probably hiding behind you guys.'

Wait a minute...there's Participant trophies now? Fuck all those green ribbons I collected in my childhood.

@UpstateUnderdog: Wise man once told me to always look for a good deal, except when buying a diamond ring and toilet paper.

@The Norv Face: Although I was a few years younger in both cases, I also got the order wrong. Idiot.

@See you suckers later: I feel so conflicted. There goes a chink in my identity.

Tiffany, Heather , Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jacob, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Phil.

If they really want to market their brand and drive up web traffic, the Brooklyn Deckers can't fail.

@vodkanaut: Travolta, I guess. Although I think he's a cartoon again.

This might sound fucking obvious, but if you aren't getting a clear upgrade on the wife swap, stick with the hole(s) you know.

@The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: +1, um...nut.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Clever!

@Elster's Army: I'll gladly take him if Tampa takes Ben Affleck in return.

@Brenda Warner's Unemployed Ex-Stylist: I thought they were volunteers. Exploit as deemed necessary.

Who gives a fuck about the result? I'm eagerly awaiting the Morning Thighlights!

Can't wait until the "Tugging Tug" chapter. And by "can't" I mean "absolutely can...for a long, long time."

"but any woman who hasn't reached the super-advanced Magic Wand level will probably enjoy it. "

@Chamomiles Davis: Hot water heater.

@Chamomiles Davis: Where does Jesus fit in there?