@Ugueth Urbina's Machete: When I heard she was on FOX now, I was picturing something completely different.

@The Mighty Pigs: Actually, I think the sign is missing an ampersand.

I foresee multiple votes for Katie Cumalat.

@ilves: I'll be honest...I'd do whichever one let me. I'm not what you'd call a handsome man. Or rich. Or famous. Or single, but my wife would probably understand.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: I'm reminded of the time New Springfield told the Arizona Cardinals to keep walking.

@the sieve: I thought they were "featherless pigeons".

@Cloverfield of Dreams: You seem to be under the misconception that Bostonians give a rats ass about that elitist Jesuit university in the suburbs that none of them went to and none of them give a shit about.

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: Seriously...the one near Warren Towers is gone? So many good memories.

If Frodo and Samwise can win over the big people, so can this team....especially if a full-sized Ditka is coaching.

Ummm...Rey has EA's e-mail address and I don't? There goes my smile for the day.

@Athens_Grease: Keep reaching for that rainbow.

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Aaahh....along with Utica Club and Red, White, and Blue, the unholy trinity of my youth.

@heat_fan1: Reaching for that elusive $300 million payroll.

So Full Sail University has an airplane as its logo? That's fucking fantastic.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Wasn't she one of the Little Rascals?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Matt Cassel says 'Sup.

And Santonio Holmes laughs at Bolts puny three centimeters.

@Macker12: Yes, the blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice.

@Kid Canada: Tanzania, I think.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: meh...I don't think Tony is all that.