@OttosBrother: Actually, they originally wanted BC and Syracuse to go along with Miami, until Mark Warner killed it. Then they wanted Syracuse and Virginia Tech. As I remember, Syracuse, West Virginia, Pittsburgh, and BC made a pact to keep the Big East intact, until BC caved under the weight of cash. Syracuse gets…

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Shallowest?

West Virginia — Where Mountaineers are Born n'Bred

We're one fat kid away from Superbad — Ten Year Reunion

Shoulda been you....almost anybody with double-X chromosomes

@Kid Canada: You can take those nuts and stuff them in a sack, Mister

@Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: If you're in lower Manhattan, you can't beat Windows on the World. They still have the marinated steak tips, right?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: No, that was the Ken Burns miniseries on baseball

@Kid Canada: If not, I'm ducking out an hour early to hit the company whorehouse on the way home.

So join me, won't you?

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: I'm thankful that with the exchange rate, the age of consent is 14.

Oddly enough, my "use" of a Marisa Miller effigy didn't lead to the desired result either.

@FozzieBear: Yeah, mis-spelling my five-letter name six times pre-jump would make me ornery.

Holy Shit...I got fired from a job in 1989 by looking at this very issue at work. Only because I stole the boss's copy.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Mmmmm....open-faced club sand wedge.....

@lecoqsportif: His moms couldn't afford the $19.99.

@FredGarvin: She could've just pretended she was filming a commerical with Peyton Manning and James Brown.

When the 49ers are 12-3 with the fat Samoan lawyer on quaaludes and the over-under is 48, and Al Davis drinks the blood of the nene with Sonny Berger, I called President Nixon and put him on the line with my peacocks while I took seven shots of Wild Turkey and four more at that mountain lion that terrorized Murray...

@Spectacular Sam: Funnier without the correction.

@Gourmet Spud: But at least their NHL team is....oh, Nevermind.