Kane...Campbell...Huet...you guys are killing me out there!

The goalie's obviously a 30 Rock fan. I'm curious to see if Jane Krikowski is on the other side.

"gritty" and "hard working."

He has the best winning percentage of any quarterback in the history of BYU. He led BYU to its first bowl win and also its second bowl win. He is the only quarterback with two bowl wins to this day.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Nothing to get worked into a lather over.

If my family had maple-flavored blood, I'd be serving three concurrent life sentences right now. And it would be worth it.

He's obviously got his eye on that plum Syracuse job.

Ironic? Must be the black fly in the Chardonnay variety.

All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?

@Jews For Purple Jesus: I'm taking back my +1 and putting it here instead.

Can't they just go with the best available McCown?

Is this like switching urinals in midstream? Because I do that a lot.

@J-No: That was my rationale for spending an hour in Walmart Wednesday evening.

@Jews For Purple Jesus: I think that's a contender for Word of the Year.

@Big Jim Slade: Was that from before or after the five fabulous weeks of Le Coq Sportif?

@Sports-Pun: Just Do It! (insert favorite NCAA nickname here)

@Jon_Benet_Rams: Bryant Gumbel.

@Doyle McPoyle: I just involuntarily made that sound Sideshow Bob does when he steps on a rake.

@RonZookonRedBull: Not really at Penn State though. I guess he could move to Northwestern.

@Weed Against Speed: So I'm not alone basquing in his brilliance?