@Weed Against Speed: I smell a pyramid bruin'

...hee hee, that squirrel has a bushy tail.

@Chamomiles Davis: Ditto. Having kids (two under 27 months, including a boy Tryson's age) has turned me into a sissy. I tear up everytime I even see Matt Bryant's name these days. No fucking way I go to work a few days later.

Over under on the number of children fathered during his nine days in Italy?

Meanwhile, JJ Fad cryptically replied, "Supersonic"

I like Chianese....I like Chianese

He's got a long way to go to catch Britney in blogger cred.

I'd avoid the Coke in the clubhouse for a few weeks.

@Colonel Dubby: That's a bad inference. The Sox have been consistently selling out Fenway for 30 years. Note the difference between "consistently selling out" and "selling out every single game". If I'm not mistaken, about half of their ticket sales were day of game walk-ups back then, which meant if the weather was…

Well let's see...if I'm a Patriots fan at the Stadium, I'm having a shitty day seeing the team getting humiliated by a bad team. The stadium has cut off beer sales, so I can't even have $9 Budweisers to ease the pain. Traffic is notoriously horrible on Route 1.

*now* you jerkoff

Any truth to the rumor that ESPN know has a feature called the Patrick Ewing Jr. Theory?

For the sake of her flesh, here's hoping she doesn't start banging Daisuke Matsuzaka

'taint no big deal according to Kuntz.

It's fortunate that this didn't happen to Lance Armstrong.

I've been using the Todd Marinovich cocaine patch for years, and I love it...so much more convenient than snorting at work.

Pffft...I'll stick with my Official Bikini Ispector t-shirt, thank you very much.

Dr. Johnny Green? Wasn't he the bass player for the Pretenders?

@ArkansasFred: IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing hangs out in the many fine pubs in Logan Circle. IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing don't eat sausage sandwiches outside a ball park.

No fluffy fingers?