By Scott Kazmir, I assume you mean Josh Beckett.

On investments:

Where are they hiding the briefcases?

@hockalees: +1...that's how to keep things moving...

New Jersey Nazis....I hate New Jersey Nazis.

I may or may not still have my "Lust for Rust" t-Shirt from 1990.

Wither Cookie O'Puss?

@Weed Against Speed: And at Volleyball due to Irish Setters.

I thought there were Black Irish.

@Cialis Cooper: I was thinking along the lines of the NFLShop commercials....since now there is only one way for Tatum Bell to dress like the Pros.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Actually they aren't even facts. That guy's a moron. The play was 4th and 7 with 1:48 to go on the Tennessee side of the field. The rest is accurate: it was a very late flag thrown by a Tennessee native of an SEC crew who happened to be the furthest official from the play. Why yes, I did just…

If you live in the state of North Carolina, there are certain things you can rely on: good basketball, good barbecue, and horrible Duke football

@Barry Lutz: "Decisively" would have been a better word. As in, the clock was all zeroes with Syracuse on the good end of the scoreboard when an extremely late flag..probably a full 3-4 seconds after the game was over, thrown by the furthest official from the play, who was a Tennessee native. It wasn't an alleged…

I can't shake the feeling that Michael J. Fox should be involved somehow.

Of course, Syracuse soundly beat Tennessee on the field that opening game, and got absolutely jobbed by a official (Tennessee native at that) throwing a pass interference flag on the last play of the game (desperation pass — incomplete) while standing approximately 11 miles away from the play with two other officials…

As a Patriots and Simpsons fan, I want that shirt. If I can land a ticket, I'm going as Governor Thomas E. Dewey.

Who gives a fuck about Argentine basketballers?

@StanGable: Even if he did, would things change under Raoul?

I can listen to all NFL games live this year?

mmmm smell my fingers, Jesse. mmmmmm