im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat

@The Count of Monte Fisto: Prettiest man I've ever seen.

(Whatever Big Lebowski quote hasn't been used yet)

Steve Howe scoffs at 4th and 5th chances.

The Incredibles! If that wasn't Craig T. Nelson's finest performance since The Exorcist, what is?

All this talk of Chinese is making me hungry.

This thread has the worst puns I've seen....bar nan.

The only way that gets better is if he got a to-go bag and choked on them on the way back to the hotel. And if he were Roger Clemens.

@Jews For Purple Jesus: I guess you haven't been to Boston's North End.

One Throwgasm: Denver running backs as long as Shanahan in running things.

@Pardon_The_Bad_Post:

@Colonel Wellemeyer: My autographed Manlius (NY) Police Department card of Nadine Zesky from the 1994 DARE series?

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Fuck. I have three of them.

I can't bring up race? I should have stayed home

Does this mean that "discretion" is coming off the masthead? That would make me sad.

Yes.

Let's see...Manny throws down a 61 year old man, gets a slap on the wrist 1-game suspension, protests by taking an intentional strikeout against Rivera in a game-winning situation....

Yes. Me Rikey Rots.

Box of Douches

Ooh...lunch break....