“Locomotive is not gay...”

You’re in rare form tonight, Jones. You’ll get that Purple Heart yet!

That’s certainly a possibility.

When he starts talking in 3rd person you know he blew a fuse.

Between this and your really weak attempt at trolling in the article about female enlistment...it’s time to call it a night big guy.

God, this season of America is such shit.

None. I never got drafted.

Women love me.

Aw da choo choo twain is derailing because his comment didn’t get the reaction he wanted. Now he’s going to have to go cry some more about how women don’t like him. Poor wittle twain.

What war did you fight in...?

They should call you Saxophone Jones cuz you blew it.

Equality would be worrying about how it would feel to eject an eight pound baby human through my penis 9 months after unprotected sex.

So, your sad, misguided comment failed to do what you expected, and now, you’re going to pout. Bless your heart.

I’ve said for years I wouldn’t be opposed to having to sign up for selective service — if nothing else it’s one less “but do you REALLY want equality? What about FIGHTING in WARS?” comment to have to shoot down.

Equality is good.

Yeah, but couldn’t they just give them vibro-staffs or something? Or a riot baton sorta like TR8R had? I mean they’re already introducing some new “classic” troops, ships and weapons, so why not?

Good point. We haven’t had enough male heroes beating people up while a shocked woman looks on in film history.

You mean blindly shooting into a crossfire of other stormtroopers? The thing about the rebels is they are always surrounded whereas storm troopers are always getting in each others way.

And you’ll like it Rogue One.