Those things are creepy and not in a fun way.

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

I’d love to respond to this, but I can’t figure out any way to reach you.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

She’s attractive when compared to others female UFC fighters. She’s pretty average when compared to non ufc women.

I love the friend of the douche canoe who outs his frequenting McDonald’s.

They should do this blind, so they don’t know if they’re getting ‘authentic’ or Panda Express. Some people will mark anything ‘mass market’ down, instead of judging it on its own merits.

I kind of want to backhand that one young douchebag who keeps smugly talking about how non-authentic everything is, while all the older folks are like, “hey, this isn’t bad!”

Kind of like all the asshole transplants in San Francisco who ridicule and make fun of Chinese people and Chinese restaurants on yelp. The Chinese have more of a right to be in SF than some douchebag Midwesterner.

So Nanny banging is against the Law.

The McNugget serves only as a vehicle for Hot Mustard consumption.

My hot take, McDonald’s nuggets are the best, you are wrong and have bad taste.

#blackcoffeematters

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

I believe a sandwich requires two pieces of bread. So no....

That picture is one hipster bag of douche.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…