Listen, I genuinely sympathize with people who’ve been part of the commenting community there, and are seeing that community roiled by the change. I was a Deadspin commenter for years before I joined the staff, and when we went through the series of redesigns and commenting system changeovers that eventually landed us…

This is a subcategory but the worst is when women’s teams add an unnecessary “lady” in front of the mascot (i.e. Penn State Nittany Lions and Lady Lions)

What garbage city do you live in, garbage boy?

Tulos Mullet

Ashley Feinberg

You know, if you don’t like the design that’s fine and you can say so, but just say so rather than going with this wised-up, savvy internet user horseshit. There are really very few things sillier than some invariably wrong commenter offering up their ill-informed takes about the business side of a business we…

As I see it, the big three factions in the NFL are the Watts, Gronkowskis, and McCourtys. The McCaffreys are rising, and the Longs are in the mix. All of these will be wiped out once the second wave of Cromarties comes along.

Yeah. Bring Hint of Lime Tostitos

Trump never paid for Charlottesville, true, but when has Trump ever paid for anything? (Either as a politician or as a shitty property developer stiffing tradespeople who couldn’t afford to sue him for unpaid invoices.)

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

They were all doing coke right?

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…

They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

Better idea:

It kind of sounds like you’re saying that whitewashing movies makes them better.

say it to my face

Buddy Hield, a player whose potential lies entirely in his shooting, has a worse 3-point percentage than Demarcus Cousins, a man the size and shape of a grizzly bear.

[Popovich looks across his office]