this is awesome. I love this so much.

But will they have the cap room to fit both Cousins and Embiid?

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Right now, someone in that lab is inventing robotic handjobs, while here in the US, we are fighting over walls and visas.

Got the hand size right, though.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.

Guys, if we don’t stop these refugees right now, one of them might blow up my cornfield.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Dale Jr. is a good man and is not representative of the NASCAR stereotype. He’s a lot more open-minded than he’s allowed to show, sadly.

Yeah like your food opinions count.