Hugh and David should kiss.

if missy says climate change is real, climate change is R.E.AL.

Oh I looked up his "chilli" recipe. It's got carrots, celery, and chickpeas in it, and he recommends serving it over basmati rice.

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Testicular asphyxiation - the silent killer.

Kitten is all "yes, yes my minions!" And then realizes there is a minion uprising and he is greatly outnumbered.

I'm sorry, but fuck this. I share the dislike for the kind of attitude that certain men have about tacky jewelry being a good way to attract chicks, for sure (and I'm also sympathetic to some of the aesthetic objections). But it's incredibly bad, on a more basic level, to promote these kind of limiting and repressing…

NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

I also hate tall cats.

Making movies Making Songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD

Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

Here he is on an episode of QI. I had never heard of him before this, but I (and Stephen, and Sandi) were quite impressed.

One of the greatest moments of relief in my life was realizing I didn't have any close friends to nominate me for that stupid icebucket challenge. Introverts for the win!

seconded.

It's not just me? I can't drink more than a beer before I get either too full or too close to tipsy to live, so I obviously don't have a good handle on how much is too much. But seriously, I can't keep up with your drinking, coworkers. Y'all should've met me ten years ago if you wanted to drink with me.

I was going to say exactly that. Too drunk to be stressed. Or to respond to surveys, probably.