This doesn’t hold a candle to some of these stories, which are truly horrifying, but I have on a number of occasions seen large piles of vomit on the floors of DC metro trains. The inexplicably carpeted floors.

There’s an office for Ben Carson’s campaign on the first floor of the building that I work in. It’s totally unmarked except it has a sign on the door with the phrase “The Operating Room” and a clip-art surgeon. This seems like a golden opportunity for trolling. I’m open to suggestions.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, flabbier and dadbodier.

My parents on their first trip to the US in 1970. I wish cool was genetic.

Even if you have to wear it on your right hand.

Me neither. I thought he looked like this...

I thought they had been recalled because idiot parents kept putting them on top of chairs/tables without any method of securing them down... Not because there is something inherently wrong with the chair.

As a woman who got a copper IUD and had a truly horrific experience with it, I'm glad it's working out for you but it is definitely not for everyone. I'll be sticking with my pills for the time being.

This is like Easy Bake Oven for big kids.

Unpopular opinion: I love my Uggs. They are the warmest shoes I've ever owned and while they are hideous, if I'm going to the grocery store or yoga or to sit on my boyfriend's couch on a cold day they really are the only way to go.

You take that back! PINEAPPLE FOREVER!

I have been binge-watching grey's anatomy on netflix recently... I can't take another show with Katherine Heigl in it.

I loved these books as a teen and would totally go see associated movies. I had completely forgotten they existed. Thanks for the reminder!

I'm a girl, and today I'm wearing boots, jeans and a flannel shirt (buffalo plaid!) under a crew-next sweater. Can I too be a lumbersexual?

Since I'm an old now, I have to ask... What is a diplo? I know I could use the googles to look this up, but you know, old.

My most comfortable (and ugliest) sweat pants are from Delia's. I bought them about 15 years ago and they have really stood the test of time. I will treasure them all the more now that they are truly irreplaceable :(

HA! At last I'm vindicated! I've always known cantaloupes were shitty.

I snorted trying not to laugh several times while reading this... I am sitting in my office avoiding my work. I'm sure the guy across the hall thinks I'm nuts.

It is not just you. I moved here four years ago and when I go back home to visit (I'm from the South) it always takes me a while at that first social event to remember that drinking is not a competitive sport and I don't have to ask everyone what they do for a living...

It's because they (we? I don't even know anymore...) don't know they're stressed out because of all the drinking. Drinking at client lunches, drinking at happy hour, drinking at dinner, drinking at brunch, drinking at BBQ's, drinking everywhere! I don't remember the last non-workout event I attended in DC that did not…